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Fruity(32) |
Furious Fruity + A.L.F
Jul 20 2007, 9:19 PM EDT
After the initial shock of the Barmy Army relegation, and after much thought on the matter Fruity & A.L.F. decided to issue following statements of reactionary contemplation:-
A.L.F. “I thought Brian Newton was a big man, but after this I know he is not. He’s a little man, a small man”. Fruity “I thought going down would be hard until I learnt there will be a significant amount of money give to the Barmy Army for the Next Tour in compensation from Section A”. A.L.F. “There are only so many balls and bits of wood a man wants to play with at lower levels”. Fruity “If a man had one leg, would you cut if off just to make him look even”. A.L.F. “I thought ‘Section D’ was a bra size”. Fruity “The margin between success and failure is as fine, as a hair, on a gnat’s, COCK” A.L.F. “Carry on with the flogging” “But sir, the team stayed UP” “Carry on with the flogging” Fruity “If only Bob Woolmer was around to fight for our injustice” 1 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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1. RE: Furious Fruity + A.L.F
Jul 29 2007, 7:53 AM EDT
the people behind the league and it's league structures are about as useful as a hessian condom!
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2. RE: Furious Fruity + A.L.F
Sep 5 2007, 12:42 PM EDT
"the people behind the league and it's league structures are about as useful as a hessian condom!"it scares me that u know how useful a hessian condom is... all those potential 'teen mums!! As long as you're still asking them to stand on their heads for 10 minutes after you've done the evil deed and it'll all be fine. Fact. 0 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Lurch |
3. RE: Furious Fruity + A.L.F
Sep 6 2007, 12:38 PM EDT
"As long as you're still asking them to stand on their heads for 10 minutes after you've done the evil deed and it'll all be fine."what you on about!!! i get them to do that whilst i do the good deed!!! muhahahahaha!!! 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
