Barmy Army have Drawn Section D Fishermen
Fishermen have the home advantage at the Lugger Inn Chickrell. Thats a bloody long way to go !!! And worse there home night is a Thursday !!!

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After the initial shock of the Barmy Army relegation, and after much thought on the matter Fruity & A.L.F. decided to issue following statements of reactionary contemplation:-

A.L.F. “I thought Brian Newton was a big man, but after this I know he is not. He’s a little man, a small man”.

Fruity “I thought going down would be hard until I learnt there will be a significant amount of money give to the Barmy Army for the Next Tour in compensation from Section A”.

A.L.F. “There are only so many balls and bits of wood a man wants to play with at lower levels”.

Fruity “If a man had one leg, would you cut if off just to make him look even”.

A.L.F. “I thought ‘Section D’ was a bra size”.

Fruity “The margin between success and failure is as fine, as a hair, on a gnat’s, COCK”

A.L.F. “Carry on with the flogging”
“But sir, the team stayed UP”
“Carry on with the flogging”

Fruity “If only Bob Woolmer was around to fight for our injustice”

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