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barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:42:54 CST

WELCOME BACK TO THE OFFICIAL BARMY ARMY WEBSITE!! The Barmy Army continued their good form to post a fourth victory in as many games as they romped past Alcotops at the bitterly cold Gurkha Inn. Legend finally found some form and reached two milestones of his Barmy Army Career. As part of the Barmy Army's formidable bottom four, Legend racked up his 50th Top Score, aided by his 200th Stick-Up. Legend is the second player to reach the 200 Stick-Up Club, with Chipper the first and Chico just 3 Stick-Ups away from being the third. Legend is also now the 3rd member of the 50 Top Scores Club, with Chico leading the way on 60 and Chipper in second on 54.		RECENT GAMES... 17 Dec - Alcotops (A) Won by 16 11 Dec - Chimps (H) Won by 31 4 Dec - Spares (A) Won by 21 27 Nov - Muckspreaders (H) Won by 40 20 Nov - Vic Reeves (A) Lost by 22 13th Nov - Hartstoppers (H) Lost by 19 8th Nov - Woodmen (H) Lost by 13 30th Oct - Villains (A) Lost by 44 23rd Oct - Funseekers (H) Won by 43 16th Oct - Hotshots (H) Won by 4 8th Oct - Yokels (A) Won by 39 24th Sep - Hotshots (H) Lost by 2

WELCOME BACK TO THE OFFICIAL BARMY ARMY WEBSITE!!

The Barmy Army continued their good form to post a fourth victory in as many games as they romped past Alcotops at the bitterly cold Gurkha Inn.

Legend finally found some form and reached two milestones of his Barmy Army Career. As part of the Barmy Army's formidable bottom four, Legend racked up his 50th Top Score, aided by his 200th Stick-Up.

Legend is the second player to reach the 200 Stick-Up Club, with Chipper the first and Chico just 3 Stick-Ups away from being the third. Legend is also now the 3rd member of the 50 Top Scores Club, with Chico leading the way on 60 and Chipper in second on 54.

RECENT GAMES...

17 Dec - Alcotops (A) Won by 16

11 Dec - Chimps (H) Won by 31

4 Dec - Spares (A) Won by 21

27 Nov - Muckspreaders (H) Won by 40

20 Nov - Vic Reeves (A) Lost by 22

13th Nov - Hartstoppers (H) Lost by 19

8th Nov - Woodmen (H) Lost by 13

30th Oct - Villains (A) Lost by 44

23rd Oct - Funseekers (H) Won by 43

16th Oct - Hotshots (H) Won by 4

8th Oct - Yokels (A) Won by 39

24th Sep - Hotshots (H) Lost by 2

Legend's Top Score of 62 was not enough to see off the challenge of Chipper & Chico for the Pairs' Highest Score on the night. Legend & Flukey were second placed with 113, but the stole the show with a magnificent 114, which was the result of a fantastic full house of 15-a-pairs to return to the summit of the 15-a-Pair League. Furthermore, Chico scored a Perfect Seven (seven out of seven, seven pluses!).	VISIT THE OFFICIAL DSL WEBSITE...
That's enough about Chipper & Chico (who were brilliant again). Now on to Hunty's fall from Grace. Last week Hunty was joint top scorer but this week returned to reality with a £1.50 fine bang! Hunty was so bad that even the returning Lurchio beat him. Kebber was the co-joint top scorer last week and also failed to fire despite scoring his 11th Stick-Up of the season. Completing the top four line-up was Matt the Tw@t who, not for the first time in his lucky Barmy Army Career, pulled himself out of the brown stuff with a last hand Stick-Up. Even with Tw@t's lucky last gasp attempts, the top half were once again outplayed by the best bottom four in the league, despite Flukey's lackluster 51. Flukey was said to be fuming with himself after the game, having paid 60p in fine's for only the second time this season (that's of course ignoring the time he got an oXo and paid £4.00 in fines at the Trinity Club). NEXT GAME FRIDAY 8th JANUARY: The Barmy Army have signed off from 2009 with four wins on the bounce and will start the new year with the really long journey to Weymouth (let's hope we're all on time, unlike at the Colliton Club). The Lugger Inn @ Chickerell is the Venue for the next round of the plate against fishermen. In the meantime, the two current leaders in the averages will represent the Barmy Army in the Singles Competition on Thursday 7th. Flukey will be looking to retain his title and Chipper be hoping to not be knocked out by a woman.	VIEW LAST WEEK'S WRITE UP...
For those that missed it, view last week's write up...

Fixtures / Results

barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:04:56 CST

The Scorecards

barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:04:08 CST

Hall of Fame

barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:58:03 CST

Indvidual Player Stats

2009 / 10 Averages

barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:24:34 CST

INDIVIDUAL AVERAGES

PAIRS AVERAGES

Last Weeks write-up

barmy82 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:23:30 CST

WELCOME BACK TO THE OFFICIAL BARMY ARMY WEBSITE!! The Barmy Army completed a hat-trick of victories with a 31 pin triumph over the Bull's Chimps at the fortress that is The Three Compasses. With the team inspired by Chico's motivational target of 436, the Barmy Army scored consistently high scores to reach an impressive 443 - the highest home score of the season. Well done Chico.		RECENT GAMES... 11 Dec - Chimps (H) Won by 31 4 Dec - Spares (A) Won by 21 27 Nov - Muckspreaders (H) Won by 40 20 Nov - Vic Reeves (A) Lost by 22 13th Nov - Hartstoppers (H) Lost by 19 8th Nov - Woodmen (H) Lost by 13 30th Oct - Villains (A) Lost by 44 23rd Oct - Funseekers (H) Won by 43 16th Oct - Hotshots (H) Won by 4 8th Oct - Yokels (A) Won by 39 24th Sep - Hotshots (H) Lost by 2

WELCOME BACK TO THE OFFICIAL BARMY ARMY WEBSITE!!

The Barmy Army completed a hat-trick of victories with a 31 pin triumph over the Bull's Chimps at the fortress that is The Three Compasses.

With the team inspired by Chico's motivational target of 436, the Barmy Army scored consistently high scores to reach an impressive 443 - the highest home score of the season.

Well done Chico.

RECENT GAMES...

11 Dec - Chimps (H) Won by 31

4 Dec - Spares (A) Won by 21

27 Nov - Muckspreaders (H) Won by 40

20 Nov - Vic Reeves (A) Lost by 22

13th Nov - Hartstoppers (H) Lost by 19

8th Nov - Woodmen (H) Lost by 13

30th Oct - Villains (A) Lost by 44

23rd Oct - Funseekers (H) Won by 43

16th Oct - Hotshots (H) Won by 4

8th Oct - Yokels (A) Won by 39

24th Sep - Hotshots (H) Lost by 2

With the team as a whole performing well, it was Hunty & Kebber who, paired together for the first time, stole the show with 62 each!! This is the second highest pair score of the season, some 7 pins short of Chico & Chippers highest. Kebber managed to increase his stick-up tally by another 2 (now 10 in 13 games) whilst Hunty was more consistent with a magnificent 7 (seven out of seven seven pluses!!). Also on song with a magnificent 7 was the ever dependable Chico, who with his trusty partner took a back seat in this victory with a solid score of 53 (Chipper also scored this, but in a different fashion.	VISIT THE OFFICIAL DSL WEBSITE...
Legend & Flukey were also consistent and scored 111 between them, with Legend posting another low score (50) by his standard, as he continues his return from his nervous break-down that kept him out of the side at the beginning of the season. Flukey scored above 60 for the third game in a row, but like the previous two games, missed out on the top score, which is unlucky for Flukey, but a good sign of the team's current form. The Barmy Army's oXo Club has gained it's third member, with Rhino driving his JCB straight in on the first hand of the night. The Mike Cole look-a-like played extremely/surprisingly well in the remaining 6 hands to reach a total of 48, which had Lurch have been playing, probably would have been enough to avoid bottom score. However, Lurchio wasn't playing so Rhino took the honours to become the 4th player with 2 or more bottom scores this season (oh the days of boasting about the lack of bottom scores have come back to bite him in his large arse). Bit more from stato... Legend is still currently one stick-up away from becoming the second player to achieve 200 career stick-ups for the Barmy Army, once again Legend will be positioned closely behind Chipper. The only other player near the landmark is Chico, who requires 3 more and the next highest total is (surprisingly) Hunty on 144. You can see the full stats covering the Barmy Armys 11 season history here. NEXT GAME THURSDAY 17th DECEMBER: The Barmy Army visit the Gurkha on Thursday to play Alcotops, who are enjoying one of their most successful seasons thus far. Lurchio is due to return to the bottom scorers box in the book, with Rhino missing out and probably taking advantage of the all you can eat buffet in the restaurant. Rumours are that Rhino has stated he can continue to eat for the entire duration of the game.
2010 TOUR / CHICO's STAG UPDATE... Still looking at 5 nights in Prague between Sat 24th April - Thurs 29th. Please follow the following link to see a website with details of packages available for the duration of our stay. We need to decide what activities we want to do and this company will arrange it all for us including accommodation and flights. Prices will be sought once we have confirmed the things we're interested in. The link follows... chilli sauce Prague Activities link.	MEET THE TEAM UPDATED BY FLUKEY...

Meet the team

Flukey — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:34:14 CST

Classic Games

barmy82 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:42:24 CDT

The Barmy Army's greatest acheivement to date - Knockout Cup Winners 2008 / 09

08 May 2009, Barmy Army Vs Brewers Bees, Colliton Club 1

Barmy Army won by 9 pins to lift the cup as monks.

Highest Team Score

27 October 2005, Barmy Army Vs Dewlish Monsters, Bulls Head

Barmy Army won by 43 pins.

The highest individual score (to date) by a member of the Barmy Army

03 December 2003, Supertramps Vs Barmy Army, Chalk n Cheese

Barmy Army won by 16. Thank fcuk for Chico.

The Highest Stick-Up

15 September 2005, Barmy Army Vs Skimmers, Bulls Head

Barmy Army won by 11. Thank fcuk for Flukey.

The Section C Three Way Play-off

19 May 2004, Barmy Army Vs Vic Reeves & Supertramps, Trinity 3

Barmy Army beat Vic Reeves by 7 and Supertramps by 31 and are promoted to section B

The Rules

barmy82 — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:37:14 CDT

The club rules will be decided and enforced upon by the Barmy Army Committee. The Committee shall be made up of the Team Secretary & Team Captain. Rules may occasionally be opened up to a public debate on the official Barmy Army website, but only at the discretion of the Committee. All amendments to the Committee members is to be agreed by the Team Secretary.

Rule 1: Male players only.

Rule 1.1: Male Supporters only.

Rule 1.1.1: No Females to accompany a player or supporter of the Barmy Army on any game night. Fine £2.50.

Rule 2: No Alcoholic Beverage to be taken on to the Alley by a Player or Supporter of the Barmy Army. Immediate on the spot fine imposed of downing said drink.

Rule 3: All players to wear their Official Barmy Army Shirt or follow the attire nominated by the highest scorer of the preceeding game. Any Player failing to adhere to this rule will be fined £2.50.

Rule 4: From the 1st ball to the last of each game, no Barmy Army Player (even if dropped) is permitted to play on fruit machines (inc. IT boxes etc). Any player caught using such machines shall be fined £2.50.

Rule 5: Any player that scores an OXO shall be fined £2.50.

Rule 6: Any player that scores less than a SEVEN with 3 balls shall be fined 10p. If they do so again during the same game then the next fine is 20p (Thus 30p will have been fined so far). The third offence shall be 30p and so on.

Rule 7: Fines shall be donated to the Barmy Army End of Season Fund and any amendments are at the sole discretion of the Team Secretary.

2008/09 Scorecards

barmy82 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:18:33 CDT

2006/07 Scorecards

barmy82 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:17:35 CDT

Game 32 - Away Vs Breakaways - Won by 34

Game 31 - Away Vs Woodmen - Won by 3

Game 30 - Home Vs Imps - Won by 28

Game 29 - Away Vs Hotshots - Won by 31

Game 28 - Home Vs Wide Boys - Lost by 33

Game 27 - Away Vs Patriots - Won by 55

Game 26 - Away Vs Puddletown Wanderers - Won by 15

Game 25 - Home Vs Spares - Lost by 8

Game 24 - Home Vs 3CA - Lost by 79

Game 23 - Away Vs Dewlish Monsters - Lost by 49

Game 22 - Home Vs Skimmers - Lost by 30...

Game 21 - Home Vs Marco Wanderers, Lost by 4...

Game 20 - Away Vs Brewers Bees, Lost by 2...

Game 19 - Away Vs Slingers, Lost by 16...

Game 18 - Home Vs Colliton A, Lost by 3

2007/08 Scorecards

barmy82 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:17:10 CDT

The Gallery

barmy82 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:11:28 CDT

Fruity's furious.
Legend's not letting the weather stop his summer themed headwear.
Chipper still hasn't realised the tents gone.
Chico's loving the new everlast coat.
Alf's gone looking for the toilet block.




Problem with your Breakfast? Who you gonna call??	The real Monty?

Chipper farts, Legend's the last to react.	Looks good, could maybe do with another peg or two?
Alf embarrassed as a little wind slips out.	Alf talks us through his 'little incident'.
Kev's so proud of his brother.	Lurch has an afternoon power nap.
Fruity shows off his tan.	Kev drops another bomb.
Chipper in position 1: before sick.	Chipper position 2: after sick.
Lurch & Legend protect themselves from the sun.	Enough said.

Legend & Hunty share a moment.	Chico's second job pays well.
Lurch & his nice nails rest after another long night with the Barmy Army	No comment required.
PegLeg?	In my country we drink warm piss. very nice.
Tophers not exactly on fire this season.	Proof, for those who didn't think it was possible.
Wrapped up in oneself?	The fat snowman.