3 games, 3 wins, 14 points before Xmas would be nice.

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Rumours are out that the self obsessed " Best pair in the league" known as chico and chipper have arranged to have Mattel action figures made of themselves to cater for the growing demand from their teenage fans!! both are said to come with a number of accesories, chicos include a pathetic small note pad and abbacus, whilst chippers includes a large portion of chips and a t-shirt emblazened with the words " I was Robbed! ". final designs will go into production once manufacturers can source enough plastic to create realistic features like chicos ears and chippers belly.

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After the initial shock of the Barmy Army relegation, and after much thought on the matter Fruity & A.L.F. decided to issue following statements of reactionary contemplation:-

A.L.F. “I thought Brian Newton was a big man, but after this I know he is not. He’s a little man, a small man”.

Fruity “I thought going down would be hard until I learnt there will be a significant amount of money give to the Barmy Army for the Next Tour in compensation from Section A”.

A.L.F. “There are only so many balls and bits of wood a man wants to play with at lower levels”.

Fruity “If a man had one leg, would you cut if off just to make him look even”.

A.L.F. “I thought ‘Section D’ was a bra size”.

Fruity “The margin between success and failure is as fine, as a hair, on a gnat’s, COCK”

A.L.F. “Carry on with the flogging”
“But sir, the team stayed UP”
“Carry on with the flogging”

Fruity “If only Bob Woolmer was around to fight for our injustice”

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